Humorous Quotes on Love/Relationships:"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." - David Bissonette
"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey
"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its
accessories." - Melanie Clark
"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to
his success." - Jim Backus
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two
plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
swimming." - Jimmy Carter
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